
I can’t get over how many people were gushing over Sara Jessica Parker’s look at the Oscars. The dress did not fit her!!! Look at how her right breast is squeezed in there and bulging over the side. Damn it, Sara Jessica! You’re a size 2 not a size 0!
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She must be a power player or they like her something fierce because you are right. Anybody else may have been bashed for that sausage casing. But then all I am seeing is this one photo. Perhaps she carried it better walking? She’s yellow and he’s pink too. Either the tanning booth or bronzer was in play as well I guess.
I don’t think the dress looked any better walking. I chose this photo as it made it clear that the bulge out the side of her dress was body and not the result of her pushing her boobs up too much with “chicken cutlets”.
I hadn’t really looked at him until you pointed out the skin tone difference. Matthew seriously needs to get a new hairstyle as he’s starting to look like an uptight banker from the 1950s and I’m afraid he’s going to take the title of Comb-over King from Donald Trump before long.
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