Almost four years ago I wrote what is still my most view blog post regarding Sarah Jessica Parker’s ill-fitting Oscar Dress. I’m still horrified by the image of her breasts overflowing her dress. Last night, however, Madonna gave me an even scarier image to contemplate:
or for the side/full shot:
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Ouch! It makes me wince to look at how tightly bound her boobs are.
Jeesh. When she won for Evita, her post-pregnancy/lactating boobs were larger and her décolletage was even more displayed.
No where near as awful. No wear near as painful looking.
Madonna now officially takes the “Bad Boobage” crown from SJP.
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